Clutching Cloud Nine
Friday
"I've told you once if not a thousand times - background checks!"
"If I'd have known how much fun this was gonna be, I'd have woken up a lot sooner."
"I'm sorry. I didn't realize that was the last of the olive oil. Next time I'll use Crisco."
"What do you mean, 'Like one of my French girls'?"
"So Frodo had to drop the ring precisely in the correct exhaust port on the Death Star, or Voldemort would win."
"This is my souvenir from Puerto Rico?!"
"I've told you once if not a thousand times - background checks!"
"If I'd have known how much fun this was gonna be, I'd have woken up a lot sooner."
"I'm sorry. I didn't realize that was the last of the olive oil. Next time I'll use Crisco."
"What do you mean, 'Like one of my French girls'?"
"This is my souvenir from Puerto Rico?!"
1 comment:
OMG. Too hilarious for words :)
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